Does Anyone Know Where I Left My Brain?

Where is that Thing?

By Mary Margaret Yeaton from New Hampshire

Does anyone know where I left my brain this time?
Yesterday they put it back in my skull
But it must have run away while I was asleep
Because I can’t find it today

I thought I saw it in my dream
It didn’t look so good
But the damn thing had found my car keys
So I just figured it would wake up with me.

I am still looking for my keys
They must be with my brain

I already checked under the bed,
I asked the dog if she took and ran off with it.
I even checked the freezer hoping the kids didn’t
mistake it for hamburger.

I looked in the mirror
And didn’t see anything but my face
I asked myself where on earth I put it this time
I won’t tell anyone I answered myself
They will only laugh and say,
“Why that is ridiculous,
It is right where you left it!”

Where is that? Where is the place I left it?

If you think looking for your car keys is a pain
in the neck,
Just try looking for your brain!!!!!!